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Tuesday, December 31, 2013

The Government Prayer

The Government is my shepherd, I need no work.

It allows me to lie down on good jobs. It leadeth me beside still factories.

It destroyeth my incentive. It leadeth me in the path of the parasite for politic's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of laziness and deficit spending, I'll fear no evil.

For the Government, it's dole and it's vote getters they comfort me.

It prepareth an economic utopia for me by appropriating the earnings of my grandchildren.

It filleth my head with baloney. My inefficiency runneth over.

Surely the Government shall care for me all the days of my life.

And I shall dwell in a fool's paradise forever and ever and ever....

--author unknown

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